When: Saturday, March 15, 2025, 1:00 PM HST
Where: JP’s Pub, 139 Main St, Burlington, VT
Hares: Three Ring Jerks and They’re Not a Virgin Imagine My Disappointment
What to bring: A green dress (obvi), a watchful eye on the weather, fancy green accessories, an unnatural ability to split the G
Saint Patrick’s Day might be on a Monday, but that won’t stop us from running amok during our annual end of winter tradition—the Vermont Green Dress Run! Our favorite midwestern leprechaun, Three Ring Jerkus, has enlisted the help of Just Mark to lay a trail that will have us all chasing after them like a bunch of sugar fueled children while the hares shout “They’re after me Lucky Charms!” Let’s just hope they don’t use marshmallows to lay marks.
Just like previous years, 36.9% of your rego price will go to a local charity and the rest goes to keeping you all drunk and fed.
Beers, dresses, baggo, charity, leprechauns, news reporters(?)—Green Dress has it all!