When: Saturday, March 1, 2025, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Shelburne Bay Park, 1467 Bay Rd, Shelburne, VT
Hares: Salty Cumpiss and Trojan Horse C*ck
What to bring: Warm weather clothes, cold weather clothes, rain jackets, snow jackets, sun jackets, boots, flip flops, foot traction, maybe-not foot traction, I have no idea. Just bring hash cash.
Have you stepped outside recently? We’ve finally reached the end of Winter and have jumped straight into Fool’s Spring. Hooray! But that’s going to make this trail just as mysterious as an ominous wooden horse sitting in front of your city’s gates. Which feels appropriate as we see the return of Trojan Horse C*ck on this trail! You might as well prepare for it all because thanks to Mother Nature this trail could have anything—stuff was frozen, now it’s probably not. Stuff was covered in snow, now it’s probably just mud. Salty and THC claim they scouted the trail, but that was probably a lie. See? Mysterious. At least trail is supposed to be short. Allegedly.
We’ll start from the overflow parking lot that’s further from the main road so we can avoid any run-ins with the local constabularies. Unless the dirt road leading to it is washed out and a mud pit. At that point, we’ll just be in the one closer to the road. Even more mystery.
