When: Saturday, February 15, 2025, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Bayside Park, 1 W Lakeshore Dr, Colchester, VT
Hares: Redtail Swallows
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, footgear with ice traction, a whistle, your best VD outfit, a change of dry clothes, your ID
Redtail is finally getting what she’s always wanted in mid-February: 12 thick inches (of ice). “But Flexi, what does that mean?” you might be asking yourself. It means that Malletts Bay is frozen enough to have idiots in cars driving all over it, so the ice should definitely be able to support a couple of idiot hashers. ❄️ Time to get over that fear of falling through a frozen lake because we’ll be slipping and slide all across the bay. Ice traction on your feet is strongly encouraged.
“It’s the suckiest trail I’ve always wanted.” —Redtail Swallows
Dress to impress in your best VD outfit! ...Venereal disease? Valentine’s Day? Vaginal Delivery? Any of those events could happen. 🤷♂️ Bring your ID on trail, too. Why? I have no idea. That’s what Redtail told me to tell you all. Maybe there’s a cool ice bar or something out there in the middle of the lake. And a change of clothes is probably a good idea to have as well—Redtail did check off the “waist deep water” section of the trail form. 🥶
On-After is at Rozzi’s, if we all don’t end up as ice cubes. 🧊