When: Saturday, May 4, 2024, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Eagle Mountain Natural Area, 32 Henry Rd, Milton, VT 05468
Hares: Sperm Burpin’ Shorty and Rebel’s Cum
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, gardening/work gloves, one of those trash grabber things, a fancy hat, fully articulate movie-quality Stormtrooper replica armor, padawans
It’s Green Up Day! It’s Star Wars Day! It’s the Kentucky Derby It’s… all three?!
There’s no need to travel to Kentucky or a galaxy far, far away to find natural wonders worth cleaning up. Join our own Jedi Hash Masters Sperm Burpin’ Shorty and Rebel’s Cum for a kid-friendly trail as we venture over to Eagle Mountain in Milton to fill up as many green trash bags as possible. Did I say kid-friendly? I meant trashy and kid-friendly. Just have the kids pretend they’re scavengers like Rey and might discover a cool old helmet like Bump did a few months back. And it’s the Kentucky Derby, so make sure to wear your fanciest cranium covering, as is tradition.
We’ll provide some crappy rubber gloves, adult beverages and plenty of garbage. You bring anything else you might need to avoid having to touch icky things—gardening gloves, trash grabbers, droids, Force powers etc. We’ll do our best to get some the bright green official Green Up Day trash bags but we ran out of the three dozen(!) we had last year, so make sure to pick some up locally in your own town! And, as always, there’s prizes for the hashers who pick up the most trash and a prize for the best hat!