When: Tuesday, December 19, 2023, 6:30 PM HST
NOTE THE DIFFERENT DAY: TUESDAY IS TWO FINGER DAY!
Where: Foam Brewers — 112 Lake St, Burlington, VT
Hares: Redtail Swallows and 69 Sided Dice
What to bring: Cranium lamps, jingle bells, hash cash, regular cash, IDs, friends, Buddys, elves, reindeer.
Santa’s favorite ho-ho-hoes are laying us a few days earlier than scheduled! Redtail and 69 will make us all happy, cold elves on an almost random Tuesday in December because—I honestly have no idea. Complaints about the date should be directed towards the two hares. At least it still leaves Wednesday open for drinking practice!
Anyways, it’ll be dark out there so either bring your cranium lamps, wrap yourself in lights like that cement truck that drives around, or use your fully-lit menorahs. And knowing these two hares, you might want to wear your r*nning shoes since this probably isn’t a bar crawl. But at least it might be short.
