When: Saturday, January 6, 2024, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Old Shelter ████ing Lot, Hubbard Park, Montpelier, VT
Hare: █████ and █████
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, Vermont Republic flags, █████ shoes, your favorite conspiracy, extra tin foil hats
Hello fellow knuckleheads,
You are ████████ invited to join the Von Tramp Hash House Harriers on January 6, 2024 for an anti-████████████████ adventure through the capital city of Vermont, known to the locals as Montpelier. While this trail has nothing to do with █████ and the events of ████████, the fact that the date happens to line up with the ████ event of last year was too ████████ to pass up. The hash’s sense of humor well never ████████ to ████ me. Plus, who doesn’t want to ██ around Montpelier and ████ that they have a “raging insurrection” in their ███████? I know I do.
Our hares, ███████ and █████████, have provided me absolutely zero information that I can pass on to you, our loyal ████████. All I can theorize is this will definitely be a █████ trail that starts from the ███ ███████ Parking Lot deep inside of ██████ Hubbard Park in Montpelier.
Should you choose to ██████ this invitation, you consent to being both ████████ and ███████ed—both of which shall be done discreetly and without ███████. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.