Where the Wild Hashers Are

When we say off-the-grid, that means we will have no electricity, cell service, or running water. There are nearby composting toilets but there is no potable water without hopping in your car. Cars will be parked where we camp this year—no hiking through the woods required.

This year, we’ve reserved a group campsite to fit more of you wanks in. The campsite has a few lean-to each with two wooden beds (see picture above), some areas to pitch tents (no tent platforms), a large fire ring, some picnic tables, and we have a nearby latrine.

The sites are wooded but not completely private, and we have access to the pond for swimming, floating, and non-motorized boating. But we won’t stop you from motor boating each other.

No. There is no running water at our sites. You will need to bring your own water to your campsite so stop by Walmart and grab a gallon or two. You can refill for free at New Discovery State Park (~5 minutes down the road).

There is a nearby latrine with wood chips and some toilet paper. There are no electrical outlets or showers at our site. If you can’t handle being dirty for two days or taking a bath in the pond, you can pay for a hot shower down the road at New Discovery State Park.

Yes, there is a great general store about 15 minutes down the road that has over basic supplies like ice, fire wood, marshmallows, deli counter, bug spray, BEER etc.

Nope! The campsites are in a dead zone and the closet service is a 10 minute drive but can still be spotty. Prepare in advance with downloading your music and packing your vintage dirty magazines.

Hell yeah! Bring your canoes, kayaks, inflatables, and your sexiest two piece or banana hammock. We’ll be getting wet!

After the sun goes down, probably. During the day, no. While we’ll have privacy, there will be other groups nearby. But our large site means we’ll have more space to move around and play slap cup.

You’re in luck! While our site can’t accommodate RVs, there are several other camping spots at New Discovery State Park, Big Deer, and Stillwater.

Visit https://vtstateparks-visit.com/ and search for the above campgrounds.

This is not an exhaustive list but to start….

• Cranium lamp

• Vessel

• Shelter (Tent/Tarp/Hammock)

• Sleeping bag

• Sleeping pad

• Pillow

• Drinking Water (no running water at sites)

• Camp chairs

• Inflatables or water toys (canoes, kayaks etc.)

• Cooler if you want your personal shit to stay cold

• Portable charger

• Bug spray

• Sunscreen

• Swimsuit

• Towel

• Anything else you want to eat or drink

• Morally ambiguous decisions