Winter Cuntival goes hardcore.

Pull out the eyeliner, practice how to do that hair flip thing, and find your old studded belt from Hot Topic, and because Winter Cuntival is celebrating the dead of winter by going super hardcore.

It’s the same winter overnight experience from the past, but this year we want you to embrace your inner darkness and unleash the angsty teen you always wanted to be.

Were you an emo kid? Maybe a mall goth? Or were you were more punk and scene?

What’s included?

Heated Lodging

We've secured the same location as last year but with a twist: this time around we'll be taking over both houses so we'll have our very own Cuntival Compound, like when Warped Tour had multiple stages!

That means more beds, living spaces and bathrooms, plus a pool table, movie theater, outdoor bar, and backyard fire pit. Just don’t let your black hair dye stain the two hot tubs we have access to!

Food and Drink

A hash event isn’t complete without enough food to scare your internal organs. And this year’s no different. We won’t just have plenty of snacks on hand—we’ll have beer, cider, seltzer, Monster engery drinks, and non-alcoholic options, too. The good food will always be flowing like the last breathe out of my dying chest.

Winter Activities

Just like past years, there will be our main event snowshoe trail on Saturday. Skinny jeans definitely not recommended. But wait—we’ll also have heartbreaking karaoke, freezing cold dance parties, the return gelande quaffing and so much more.

Ready for the price?

You get all of the above for $199

The price includes all your meals, drinks, hab, activities, trail and a heated bed.

Don’t wait: Register early now and get our special layaway pricing!

Sign up before October 1st and only pay half your registration cost up front. That’s $99.50 now, and $99.50 due by January 1st.

Join the Waitlist

Registration is currently capped at 50.

Ski Lift passes for whatever mountains are nearby are not included in event rego.

Flexible Video Rejects - Von Tramp
69 Sided Death Cab - Von Tramp
Duck Duck Freeze - Von Tramp
Salty Sadpiss - Von Tramp
Herp Alert! At The Disco - Von Tramp
Shitty Assgasm - PorMe/Northboro
Fall Out Bobo - Von Tramp
2 Guys 1 Hole - Von Tramp
Rebel's Cummical Romance - Von Tramp
Cumboy Wonder - Ithaca
Motivational Mammaries - PorME
Cunty Bumpkin - Von Tramp
Borscht 182 - Von Tramp
Just Alex(isonfire) - Von Tramp
Untossed Salad - PorMe
Oh Holy Nut - PorMe
Kinkamagus - PorMe
Hammer & Pickle - PorMe
MILF Moustache - PorMe
Eager Beaver - DC Road Whores
Suck 'em up - Summit
Bumped Up By A Log - Von Tramp
Nurse RainBlow - PorME
Scheiße Minnelli - Northboro
Loud Ass Fuck (LAF) - THCH3
Debasement - Ithaca
Can't Bone On Sundays - Happy Valley
Hoover McSuck n Fuck - Boston
THIGHS - Skull & Boners
Cum Sit On My D - Narwhal
Dead in the Box - Von Tramp
Big Surprise - Summit
WV POLE MINER - Tidewater
Arachnoshartia - Happy Valley
Spluigi! 💚 - Ithacunt
Damp Cake - Happy Valley
Goth Block - Von Tramp
20 Gallons of Piss - Von Tramp
Redtail Swallows - Von Tramp
Serial Lubist - Burlington
The Drunkwalking Escape Plan - Burlington
Three Ring Jerkus - Burlingtramp Fool
Ho Chi Minge - Von Tramp
Just Elle - Von Tramp
Just Alex - Seacoast
Just Katie Without The ‘E’ - Von Tramp
Just Meghan - Boston
Just Mark - Boston
Just Abby - Von Tramp
Yes Andjob - Von Tramp

Winter Cuntival is currently full.

Join the waitlist!

Rough Weekend Itinerary

It’s a few months away, we’re still figuring this out.

3:00pm — Registration opens
3:01pm — Kegs are tapped
4:00pm — Makeup bar with eyeliner and nail painting
6:00pm — Dinner with Hole Chili
7:00pm — Snowshoe Beer Mile Relay
8:00pm — Song Content & Angsty Karaoke
Midnight UGH No. 1
8:00am — Hearty Breakfast
9:30am — Nightmare Before Christmas viewing party
10:00am — Complain we’re not watching Donnie Darko and switch the movie
10:15am — Fuck it, make your own sad movie
11:30am — Snowshoe Trail with Lunch
5:00pm — Après Snowshoe Whine Bash
5:30pm — Dinner
6:30pm — Closing Circle/Crowning of the Cunt/Rage
7:30pm — Tabletop Dancing & Games
8:00pm — Sad Karaoke
8:05pm — Happy Drinking Games
9:00pm — EDM Party (Emo Dance Music)
Midnight UGH No. 2
8:00am — Groundhog Day watch party
11:00am — Party at Appleknockers