January 31st - February 2nd

Mt. Moosilauke, New Hampshire

Registration is currently full.

Winter Cuntival goes hardcore.

Pull out the eyeliner, practice how to do that hair flip thing, and find your old studded belt from Hot Topic, and because Winter Cuntival is celebrating the dead of winter by going super hardcore.

It’s the same winter overnight experience from the past, but this year we want you to embrace your inner darkness and unleash the angsty teen you always wanted to be.

Were you an emo kid? Maybe a mall goth? Or were you were more punk and scene?

What’s included?

Heated Lodging

We've secured the same location as last year but with a twist: this time around we'll be taking over both houses so we'll have our very own Cuntival Compound, like when Warped Tour had multiple stages!

That means more beds, living spaces and bathrooms, plus a pool table, movie theater, outdoor bar, and backyard fire pit. Just don’t let your black hair dye stain the two hot tubs we have access to!

Food and Drink

A hash event isn’t complete without enough food to scare your internal organs. And this year’s no different. We won’t just have plenty of snacks on hand—we’ll have beer, cider, seltzer, Monster engery drinks, and non-alcoholic options, too. The good food will always be flowing like the last breathe out of my dying chest.

Winter Activities

Just like past years, there will be our main event snowshoe trail on Saturday. Skinny jeans definitely not recommended. But wait—we’ll also have heartbreaking karaoke, freezing cold dance parties, the return gelande quaffing and so much more.

Ready for the price?

You get all of the above for $199

The price includes all your meals, drinks, hab, activities, trail and a heated bed. 

Registration is currently capped at 50.

Ski Lift passes for whatever mountains are nearby are not included in event rego.

  • Flexible Video Rejects - Von Tramp

    69 Sided Death Cab - Von Tramp

    Duck Duck Freeze - Von Tramp

    Salty Sadpiss - Von Tramp

    Herp Alert! At The Disco - Von Tramp

    Shitty Assgasm - PorMe/Northboro

    Fall Out Bobo - Von Tramp

    2 Guys 1 Hole - Von Tramp

    Rebel's Cummical Romance - Von Tramp

    Motivational Mammaries - PorME

    Cunty Bumpkin - Von Tramp

    Borscht 182 - Von Tramp

    Just Alex(isonfire) - Von Tramp

    Untossed Salad - PorMe

    Oh Holy Nut - PorMe

    Kinkamagus - PorMe

    Hammer & Pickle - PorMe

    MILF Moustache - PorMe

    Eager Beaver - DC Road Whores

    Suck 'em up - Summit

    Nurse RainBlow - PorME

    Scheiße Minnelli - Northboro

    Can't Bone On Sundays - Happy Valley

    Hoover McSuck n Fuck - Boston

    THIGHS - Skull & Boners

    Cum Sit On My D - Narwhal

    Big Surprise - Summit

    Arachnoshartia - Happy Valley

    Spluigi! 💚 - Ithacunt

    Damp Cake - Happy Valley

    Goth Block - Von Tramp

    20 Gallons of Piss - Von Tramp

    Serial Lubist - Burlington

    The Drunkwalking Escape Plan - Burlington

    Three Ring Jerkus - Burlingtramp Fool

    Bobbing for Boners - Von Tramp

    Just Alex - Seacoast

    Just Katie Without The ‘E’ - Von Tramp

    Yes Andjob - Von Tramp

    Slutty Charms - Boston

    Geordi La Foreskin - NYC

    Just Seamorne Heights - Von Tramp

    Bails4Tails - T&AH3

    Sweet Nothings - LiH3

    Dry Hose - Boston

    London's Britches Falling Down - PorME

    5 Finger Me - Northboro

    Anal Lick it All - NOSE

    Just Mark - Von Tramp

    Just Abby - Von Tramp

    Zee Testicular Mechanixxx - JelloShot

Winter Cuntival is currently full.

Join the waitlist!

Rough Weekend Itinerary

It’s a few months away, we’re still figuring this out.

  • 3:00pm — Registration opens

    3:01pm — Kegs are tapped

    4:00pm — Makeup bar with eyeliner and nail painting

    6:00pm — Dinner with Hole Chili

    7:00pm — Snowshoe Beer Mile Relay

    8:00pm — Song Content & Angsty Karaoke

    Midnight UGH No. 1

  • 8:00am — Hearty Breakfast

    9:30am — Nightmare Before Christmas viewing party

    10:00am — Complain we’re not watching Donnie Darko and switch the movie

    10:15am — Fuck it, make your own sad movie

    11:30am — Snowshoe Trail with Lunch

    5:00pm — Après Snowshoe Whine Bash

    5:30pm — Dinner

    6:30pm — Closing Circle/Crowning of the Cunt/Rage

    7:30pm — Tabletop Dancing & Games

    8:00pm — Sad Karaoke

    8:05pm — Happy Drinking Games

    9:00pm — EDM Party (Emo Dance Music)

    10:00pm — Live Recording of Three Ring Jerkus's Hash Trash Podcast

    Midnight UGH No. 2

  • 8:00am — Groundhog Day watch party

    11:00am — Party at Appleknockers

Any questions? Hit us up.

Get in the mood.