Cum out this weekend and celebrate Robbie Burns, the poet laureate of Scotland. He was a major drunk and a man whore so his birthday gives us the perfect excuse to throw on a kilt (for those of us who don’t already) and do debaucherous, Scottish things.
Wear your finest plaids (kilts, shirts, thongs, whatever you’ve got) and meet us at City Hall Park in downtown Burlington. I literally have no idea what to expect from our hares, Nurse RainBlow and Salty CumPiss, so bring the lowest of expectations and you might even end up enjoying yourself! We might even sing Auld Lang Syne if anyone actually knows the words.
