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VTH3 Trail #059: Hashmas Carolingle All The Way

  • Robert Miller Rec Center 130 Gosse Court Burlington, VT, 05408 United States (map)

When: Saturday, December 21, 2024, 3:30 PM HST LATER START!
Where
: Behind the Robert Miller Rec Center, 130 Gosse Ct, Burlington, VT 05408
Hares: Redtail Claus and Just Seamus the Elf
What to bring: Your 21+ ID, outdoor singing voices, festive outfits, warm layers, holiday spirits, things like that light up, extra warm layers, an affinity for elf culture, cranium lamps


It’s the best trail that happens every December: the last one of the year! And it also happens to be the one where we run around in the dark and sing inappropriate holiday songs as random front doors. The ever-festive Redtail Swallows and Just Seamus will lead our sleigh of hijinx around during our annual Hashmas Carol trail when we give you some raunchy lyrics and you provide your voice and festive spirits. And bring you ID or else no spirits for you.

🧸🪁🚂 This is normally the part I tell you to bring a toy to donate for Toys For Kids Vermont but this year’s trail is too late for Flexi to collect all your presents at trail and drop them off. So I’m asking all of you who are planning to come to trail to do it yourself: grab a toy for ages 1-14 and seek out a drop off location before Dec. 18! Send me a selfie with your toy or dropping off for a special bonus at trail! Barrel locations, virtual options, and cash donations also accepted on their website: http://www.toysforkidsvt.com/ 

Unable to drop off your toy in time? It’s ok. Just bring it to trail where Cunty Bumpkin will be collect toys for her sorority, Epsilon Sigma Alpha: Zeta Pi, who are collecting toys for children in local hospitals. 

Note: Trail starts at 3:30pm so that it’s at least kinda dark out when we go to see all the pretty holiday lights.

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