When: Saturday, December 7, 2024, 12:00 PM HST
Where: Point Au Roche Boat Launch, Breezy Point Lane, Plattsburgh, NY
Hares: Just Seamus and 2 Guys 1 Hole
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, cherry poppers, things that say “Vermont” on them, vibes, New Yorkers, virgins, the BOOM
🚨 VIRGIN LAY ALERT! 🚨 VIRGIN LAY ALERT! 🚨
Before making the big move to the Vermont side, Just Seamus is showing off his rizz and giving us a sneak peek of his OG turf over at Point Cockroach State Park (yeah, apparently that's a real name) near Plattsburgh. You know: the “other side” of Lake Champlain. Helping us navigate this chaotic vibe is gonna be 2 Guys 1 Hole—because let’s be honest, our rookie hare might just get us all lost.
Word on the street is there are plenty of sus landmasses shaped like, uh… 🍆… so don’t forget your “gear” (safety third, fam).
We’re starting at the Point Au Roche Boat Launch (Google Maps won’t help you, sorry not sorry). If you’re prone to getting lost like Ohio, plug these GPS coords in: 44.803153, -73.364520. Ohio. We’re kicking off at noon sharp so we don’t end up wandering in the dark, but bring a cranium lantern just in case—new hares are unpredictable like that. 😅 Expect full skibidi toilet energy.