When: Saturday, November 2, 2024, 12:00 PM HST NOTE THE NOON START TIME
Where: Camelot Parking Lot, 99 Old Colchester Rd, Essex Junction, VT
Why: To celebrate the Fifth Third Anniversary of Von Tramp
Hares: King Flexible Video Endoscope and Squire Borscht Canal
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, your finest peasant garb, or knightly armor, or medieval regalia, oh! but definitely something orange 🟧 since it’s hunting season again, a shrubbery, a rather obscure understanding of swallows, another shrubbery, Bump On A Log with her infinite knowledge of the hit Broadway musical Spamalot
Song of the Week: Follow the Hares, pg. 14
Lo there, peasants and countrymen of the land of Verd Mont!
Your King, Flexible Video Endoscope the First, has announced by royal decree that November 2nd in the 2,024th year of our Lord shall be a day set aside for celebrating the Fifth Anniversary—sorry—Third Anniversary of the Von Tramp Hash House Harriers. Join the King himself, his ever faithful squire Borscht Canal, the knights of an unspecified table shape, and any additional royal subjects as they embark on a holy quest in search of a vessel filled with delicious ales as well as various foods bathed in orange dust.
Wear your finest peasant garb emblazoned with the bright orange of our organization, so we may impress the locals with our visage and as to not get taunted by those damn French-Canadians and their silly accents. Ah, yes, and so that we may not be hit by wary arrows from half-blind hunters. ’Tis a simple thing to do to avoid fatal scratches.
Your quest begins from the muddy parking lot at roughly 189 Old Colchester Rd, Essex Junction, VT because there’s a locked gate going to the nicer parking lot and, to be honest, most of you are more at home in the mud and dirt. And please note we are start at noon! 🕛
And there will be a special on-after-after with cake 🎂 and fire 🔥 to celebrate a certain someone’s birthday as well as burn any witches we might find during trail.