When: Saturday, October 12, 2024, 1:00 PM HST
Where: 69 (nice) Pine St, Isle La Motte, VT 05463
Hares: Rebel’s Cum and Yes ‘Andjob
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, fossil digging tools, chaos theories, photos of sexy Jeff Goldblum, quotes from Jurassic Park films

This Indigenous People’s Weekend, hold on to your butts. Our resident chaos theoretician (Rebel’s Cum) and most indigenous Vermonter (Yes ‘Andjob) are going to take the kennel on a trip to a secret island in Lake Champlain that may or may not be filled with giant reptile bones! WOAH.  

Ok, well, maybe not reptiles, but Isle La Motte is home to an extensive Ordovician reef which is actually even older than the dinosaurs so that’s pretty neat! Apparently there’s a collection of gastropods fossils, which I’ve learned have nothing to do with flatulence. 

Please learn this relevant song: 

Note that trail start isn’t around the corner so give yourself ample time to get to there.