When: Saturday, March 30, 2024, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Lands of the Watershed Center, Bristol VT
Hare: 2 Guys 1 Hole and Redtail Swallows
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, clothes that can get wet, clothes that will stay dry, anti-ogre spray, Scottish accents, Shrek-themed paraphernalia
Join our very own Shrek and Donkey (Hole and Redtail) for the final “winter” trail of the season and if it’s anything like the rest of March, expect it to be extra wet! How wet you ask? Wet enough that if you were big, green and enjoyed living in a swamp you’d feel right at home!
WARNING: With a combination of hares like Hole and Redtail, I have a feeling this trail will be just like an onion. Layers and layers of shiggy that will make you cry. Will it be over 6.9 miles? Probably. Will your shoes get sucked into the mud? Most likely. Will you lose a leg like a tortured gingerbread man? Only if it gets infected! Will it still be a great time? No comment.
The parking area is limited, so please carpool when possible. If the parking lot is full park off the side of the road on the straight section. Please do not park along the curve at the entrance to the parking area.
Then maybe we all go to the Shrek Rave on-after-after.