When: Saturday, November 25, 2023, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Indian Brook Reservoir, Essex, VT
What to bring: BRIGHT ORANGE CLOTHING 🟧 (it’s hunting season y’all), cranium lamp, a change of warm clothes, dry socks, and dry shoes, hash cash, hangovers, leftover stuffing and gravy 🍽️
Burlington H3 and Von Tramp H3 invite you to join us for Leg #2 of the Trifucta, sandwiched comfortably between Halve Mein’s Black Friday Trail and Montreal’s St. Andrew's Day Trail, like a leftover slice of turkey between corn bread and a buttermilk biscuit. We'll be breaking all the rules with a trail at Indian Brook Park, the super snooty and “exclusive” outdoor space typically only open to Essex residents in the summer. Park in the lower lot on the left and expect somewhere around 4.20 miles for true trail. It’s hunting season in VT so wear your brightest safety colors; best outfit wins a fancy prize! 🧡
On-After Party at Chez RedTail! 🪅 This will include a bonfire, games, a seasonally appropriate flaming cocktails called the “Feuerzangenbowle”, the first anal Drunken Pilgrim piñata, and of course more beer. Dinner will be provided and crash space is available. Bring your swim suit for the hot tub, or don’t.
$20 gets you trail and on-after food & drinks. $6.9 if you’re just cumming out to trail. Please send monies to Cummy Bear on Venmo (Venmo.com/chris-hakey) with some sort of appropriate emoji 🍗🦃🌽
Disclaimer: We love drinking, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. We also have huge hard-ons for CONSENT. If you're not sure, ask. Sometimes things get weird; please come talk to someone in Mismanagement about it. We want you to feel safe cumming over and over (and over, again).