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VTH3 Trail #032: Harriettes on the Run

  • Foster Road Park @ Farthest Parking Lot 60 Foster Road Essex, VT, 05452 United States (map)

When: Saturday, June 3, 2023, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Foster Road Park, Essex Junction, VT @ the farthest parking lot (44°29'54.9"N 73°03'49.9"W)
Hares: 69 Sided Dice, Back Out or Black Out, and Borscht Canal
What to bring: It’s a normal trail so trail shoes, bug protection, sun protection, whistles, $6.9 hash cash, virgins, friends, lovers, enemies, more Harriettes


It’s a Double Whammy!

In the morning, join us to volunteer at the Girls on the Run VT 5K in Essex. Girls on the Run helps girls build confidence and self-respect through running. Sign up to volunteer and say you’re with VTH3.

And in the afternoon…

Have you ever wondered what happens when a gaggle of Harriettes lay trail? We’re about to find out because we have not one, not two, but three Harriettes laying us up a super Essexy trail. I’m already excited!

We’re starting from Foster Road Park on, well, Foster Road in Essex Junction. There will be little league happening, so hopefully you’re allowed within 200 feet of children go to the farthest parking lot.

Eagle true trail is a whopping 4.69 miles of trails, shiggy and ticks (and that’s not tits + dicks) and Turkey trail hopefully, probably shorter. I’m told it’s also a 3.69 on the BH3VT shiggy scale because these lovely ladies what to see you get wet; that mean’s everyone should expect to have their feet in the water.

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