When: Saturday, May 6, 2023, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Next to Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd, South Burlington, VT 05403
Hares: Flexible Video Endoscope and Just Hannah
What to bring: gardening/work gloves, one of those trash grabbers, something bright with safety colors, hash cash, whistle, virgins, jokes about garbage and/or raccoons
Live your best trash panda life and get ready for the trashiest hashiest trail of the year! It’s Green Up Day and we’re back with our second edition of the Hashers Not Trashers trail. And what do we do on a Hashers Not Trashers trail? We run around a pick up garbage at the same time! But you know what the worst thing about running around and picking up garbage at the same time? Saying it—it’s just so many words. Thank goodness for our Swedish friends from Ikealand because they invented the word “plogging”! Yes, you read that correctly. It’s the kinkiest sounding word that has to do with hot garbage! And according to science you burn WAY more calories plogging than you do jogging. Seriously, that part’s on Wikipedia. Neat!
We’ll provide the bright green official Green Up Day trash bags, some crappy, thin rubber gloves, adult beverages and trash. You bring anything else you might need to avoid having to touch some icky things or get hit by cars—gardening gloves, trash grabbers, safety colored clothing, etc. We’ll also have prizes for the hashers who picks up the most trash on trail.
TLDR; Bring your friends, bring your family, bring your weird neighbor who has a bunch of cats because we’ll be plogging in public this Green Up Day!
…And did I mention it’s also Just Hannah’s Virgin Lay? Hot dog!