When: Saturday, April 1, 2023, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Niquette Bay State Park, Colchester, VT
Hare: 69 Sided Dice

What to bring: boots/trail shoes for mixed conditions (mud, ice, snow), clothes that can wet and sh*tty, gloves, hats, an extra pair of socks, $6.9 hash cash (first timers are free!), extremely low expectations, your favorite roll of toilet paper because it will be sh*tty

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Hares lie…except when they don’t. Will the hare, 69 Sided Dice, be particularly emboldened on April Fool’s Day, or is it all just a ruse? Only three things can be known for sure—a true trail is true, there probably won’t be enough flour, and whatever you do…. don’t trust the back checks.

Will the joke be on the pack or the hare? Fool around with us at Niquette Bay State Park at 1:00 pm for a wet and muddy 3.69ish mile trail and find out.