When: Saturday, February 11, 2023, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Bacon St, South Burlington, VT 05403
Hares: 2 Guys 1 Hole and Slaty Cumpiss
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, holes that need to be filled, that sounds pretty dirty, maybe it’s supposed to be, just bring some sort of hole, please don’t bring weeping holes
Our two hares, 2 Guys 1 Hole and Salty Cumpiss, are going to show us just how many hashers it takes to fill an unspecified about of holes. And how much sodium it takes to clog said holes.
…Both those statements made me uncomfortable.
Look, I can make a lot of jokes about holes, but fortunately for all of us trail is starting pretty far away from that giant gaping hole up in Burlington.
I expect nothing from this trail except a good amount of pavement pounding. And hopefully us not-going-through Farrell Street Park, which Salty told us last time we wouldn’t do and we did.
Show up, get down, and let’s have a Four Loko or two for the that one wanker that’s too cool for us.