When: Saturday, December 17, 2022, 3:30 PM HST NOTE THE LATER START TIME!
Where: 44 Juniper Ridge Rd, Essex Junction, VT NEW START LOCATION
Hares: Flexible Video Endoscope & 69 Sided Dice
What to bring: Cranium lamps, holiday costumes, humbugs, Little Orphan Annie's decoder ring, Wally World drinking vessels, unwrapped toys
Instead of our typical hash cash, please bring a new, unwrapped toy or toys for ages 1-14 which we will be donating to http://www.toysforkidsvt.com/
In this riveting sequel to last year’s trail, we’re going to be spreading Hashmas cheer to everyone we can find in Essex, again! This pavement-pounding trail will have it all! Cum out to see twinkly lights, hear bastardized versions of your favorite songs, and encounter a confused muggle or two. All you have to bring is your liver, your outdoor voice, a basic ability to read, and an unwrapped toy—we’ll provide the holiday spirits and Hashmas hymnal.
Will there be costumes? You better believe it! Wear your best wrapping paper, ugliest sweater, or naughtiest Mrs. Clause outfit. Or don’t. But you’ll probably feel left out if you don’t.
Will it be festive? Well, does a mulled bag of wine on trail count as festive? Then yes.
Will there be caroling? I already said this but of course there will be! It’s in the name of the dang event. And just like last year, we’ll provide the hymnal for all your wanks you can’t remember the holiday songs we sing once a year.
