When: Saturday, September 10, 1:00 HST
Where: Landry Park, Winooski, VT
Hares: Flexible Video Endoscope
What to bring: $5 for hash cash, low expectations, a sense of assventure, fall decorations that look like butts
It’s a Full Moon Trail that falls on a Saturday! And it’s not just any full moon—it’s the Harvasst Moon. Wear your shortest skirt (or kilt) and leave your underwear at home because this is a trail that’s all about butts.
“But no one signed up to hare.” Don’t worry, Flexi will take care of it.
“But Landry Park is kinda out in the open.” It’s not public indecency if you’re in private.
“But isn’t this too many trails for one month?” Think of it as an extra excuse to not have to see your family.
“But, but, but…” Now you’re getting the idea!