Vermont
Green Dress Weekend
Burlington, VT | March 16-17, 2024
VTH3 is hosting its 2024 Green Dress Weekend to benefit Girls on the Run, VT.
The Von Tramp Hash House Harriers’ Green Dress Weekend kick-offs on Saturday, March 16th with our Green Dress Run in Burlington, VT where you’ll hunt for the pot of golden nectar hidden by our naughty leprechaun-like hares. Sunday we’ll start off St. Patrick’s Day with a Hangover Brunch at Rí Rá Irish Pub, followed by a festive kilted bar crawl.
Cum and join our big green sh*tshow! Don your best green dress and hit the streets and trails of Burlington for charity.
Go green all weekend long
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Green Dress Run
Circle up in your best green for an urban romp through the city of Burlington.
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Private On-After with Food
We’re keeping the party going after trail and food will be provided. Probably not corned beef.
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Hangover Brunch + Kilted Pub Crawl
Celebrate St. Paddy’s Day, Vermont-style! Bring your ID, pay-as-you-go.
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Special Event Patch
Yup, another shitty patch that’s probably bordering copyright infringement.
How much will this cost me?
$30 gets you food, drink, event patch, trail, access to the full weekend, and 36.9% of each rego gets donated to Girls on the Run, Vermont.
The Weekend Stumble
🍻 Saturday, March 16
12:00 PM - Pre-lube
1 PM - Green Dress Run (downtown Burlington, TBD)
5 PM - Private On-After & Dinner @ Three Needs
☘️ Sunday, March 17
10 AM - Hangover Brunch @ Rí Rá Irish Pub
1 PM - St. Patrick’s Day Kilted Bar Crawl
Cumming from afar?
Any travel hashers who’d like to spend a weekend drinking in a green dress with us are welcome to visit our fair city and we will try to organize crash space. Just let us know when you rego. We can’t guarantee crash space, but we will try.
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69 Sided Clover
Flexible Lucky Endocharms
Just Harley
Rebel's Cum
Redtail Swallows
Salty CumPiss
2 Guys 1 Hole
Cunty Bumpkin
Horny Bastard
Make That Noise
Dubh Amach nó Siar Amach (O’Bobo)
Loch Borscht
Eager McBeaver
Dead in O’Box
Just Maggie
Just Ang
Duck Duck Snooze
Just Jackson
How I Met McMother
Suck 'Em Up
Prodigy
Bump on a Log
Just Peter
Safety Deposit Cocks
Virgin Scott
Sperm Burpin’ Shorty
Asspump McQueen
Virgin Katie
Just Dustin