Vermont
Green Dress Weekend

Burlington, VT | March 16-17, 2024

VTH3 is hosting its 2024 Green Dress Weekend to benefit Girls on the Run, VT.

The Von Tramp Hash House Harriers’ Green Dress Weekend kick-offs on Saturday, March 16th with our Green Dress Run in Burlington, VT where you’ll hunt for the pot of golden nectar hidden by our naughty leprechaun-like hares. Sunday we’ll start off St. Patrick’s Day with a Hangover Brunch at Rí Rá Irish Pub, followed by a festive kilted bar crawl.

Cum and join our big green sh*tshow! Don your best green dress and hit the streets and trails of Burlington for charity.

Go green all weekend long

  • Green Dress Run

    Circle up in your best green for an urban romp through the city of Burlington.

  • Private On-After with Food

    We’re keeping the party going after trail and food will be provided. Probably not corned beef.

  • Hangover Brunch + Kilted Pub Crawl

    Celebrate St. Paddy’s Day, Vermont-style! Bring your ID, pay-as-you-go.

  • Special Event Patch

    Yup, another shitty patch that’s probably bordering copyright infringement.

How much will this cost me?

$30 gets you food, drink, event patch, trail, access to the full weekend, and 36.9% of each rego gets donated to Girls on the Run, Vermont.

Girls On the Run Vermont logo

The Weekend Stumble

 

🍻 Saturday, March 16

12:00 PM - Pre-lube

1 PM - Green Dress Run (downtown Burlington, TBD)

5 PM - Private On-After & Dinner @ Three Needs

 

☘️ Sunday, March 17

 

10 AM - Hangover Brunch @ Rí Rá Irish Pub

1 PM - St. Patrick’s Day Kilted Bar Crawl

Cumming from afar?

Any travel hashers who’d like to spend a weekend drinking in a green dress with us are welcome to visit our fair city and we will try to organize crash space. Just let us know when you rego. We can’t guarantee crash space, but we will try.

  • 69 Sided Clover
    Flexible Lucky Endocharms
    Just Harley
    Rebel's Cum
    Redtail Swallows
    Salty CumPiss
    2 Guys 1 Hole
    Cunty Bumpkin
    Horny Bastard
    Make That Noise
    Dubh Amach nó Siar Amach (O’Bobo)
    Loch Borscht
    Eager McBeaver
    Dead in O’Box
    Just Maggie
    Just Ang
    Duck Duck Snooze
    Just Jackson
    How I Met McMother
    Suck 'Em Up
    Prodigy
    Bump on a Log
    Just Peter
    Safety Deposit Cocks
    Virgin Scott
    Sperm Burpin’ Shorty
    Asspump McQueen
    Virgin Katie
    Just Dustin

Sign me up!