Vermont
Green Dress Run

Burlington, VT | March 15, 2025

The Von Tramp Hash House Harriers’ Green Dress Run is happening Saturday, March 15th in Burlington, VT where you’ll hunt for the pot of golden nectar hidden by our naughty leprechaun-like hares. Don your best green dress and hit the streets all while raising money for charity.

What’s included?

  • Green Dress Run

    Circle up in your best green for an urban romp through the city of Burlington.

  • Private On-After with Food

    We’re keeping the party going after trail and food will be provided. Probably not corned beef.

  • Special Event Patch

    It’s the same one as previous years, so you probably already have one.

How much will this cost me?

$35 gets you food, drink, event patch, trail, and 36.9% of each rego gets donated to Vermont Asylum Assistance Project, one of the only organizations that provides legal representation to noncitizen immigrants in Vermont.

When is it?

🍻 Saturday, March 15

12:00 PM - Pre-lube at JP’s Pub

1 PM - Green Dress Run through Burlington!
Start is JP’s Pub, 139 Main St, Burlington, VT

5 PM - Private On-After & Dinner at J Skis

  • 69 Sided Clover
    Flexible Lucky Endocharms
    Three Ring Guinness
    They’re Not Irish Imagine My Disappointment
    Herp O’Lert
    McScummy
    Salty Corned Beef Piss
    Cunty Dublin
    Just McSeamus
    Taim ar Meisce (ODW)
    O’Bobo
    Just Mary-Mac
    Snow Bukkake
    They’re After Me Borschty Charms
    2 Guys 1 Blarney Stone
    Trojan Horse Cuiteog
    20 Gallons O’Piss
    Merrow’s Thong
    McDrunk O'Trunk
    Broke O'Montan
    Just Irelandy
    Just Alex Guiness (Hello there.)
    Smithwick's Red Ale Swallows
    Horny O’Bastard
    Tony Blarnini
    Father Penisc O'Lada
    Copper Blocker

Sign me up!