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Bonus Trail: Salute Your Jorts šŸ«”

  • Audubon Vermont Sugarhouse Parking Lot Huntington, VT United States (map)

When: Saturday, June 15, 2024, 1:00 HST
Where: Audubon Vermont Sugarhouse Parking Lot, 368 Main Rd, Huntington, VT 05462
Hares: Mystery hares! šŸŽ­
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, your best pair of jorts, any other jort related content, bug spray and sunscreen for your exposed thighs, bird things(?)


The weather is heating up so itā€™s time to starting showing off your sexy, pale thighs! We have some mystery hares bringing us a special bonus trail in Huntington, which is already exciting, but they also requested everyone wear the sexiest best any pair of jorts they own! And remember: the shorter your jorts are, the less restrictive they are to movement. (You want to make sure your jorts arenā€™t preventing you from doing anything you need to do.)  

With the starting location at a parking lot near both the Audubon Center and the Bird Museum, Iā€™d suggest brushing up on your bird calls if only so we can cat call and whistle at each other while on trail. 

Note: Make sure you double check your GPS when getting directionsā€”some maps say the address is down past Huntington center; trail is near Sherman Hollow Road. Thereā€™s a sign that says ā€œField Trips Parkingā€.

RSVP and show off your jorts on Facebook, Meetup and/or Strava.

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