When: Saturday, March 2, 2024, 1:00 PM HST
Where: 100 Acre Woods, 2739 VT-104, Fairfax, VT 05454
Hare: Salty Cumpiss
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, low expectations, a very high tolerance for poor marks, bad Winnie-the-Pooh jokes

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Salty’s cohare may or may not be imaginary, but that won’t stop them from taking us on a romp through the real-life 100 Acre Woods up in Fairfax. The internet says there should be a small parking lot on the right side of a driveway, next to something one map labeled “Pooh Corner”…? 💩 Not sure what kind of trail Salty is taking us on, but maybe bring some toilet paper just in case.

But trail won’t be all heffalumps and woozles—at least we know there will be honey out there! 🍯 And by honey I mean beer, which is just as golden and fortunately much easier to drink. If we’re lucky, we’ll meet some of Salty’s other “friends” like the bear that fists jars, the fidgety little piggy, or the very sad donkey. 🐷