When: Saturday, February 03, 2024, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Milton Town Forest, Milton, VT / Milton Town Forest, Westford, VT
Hare: Just Will and Eager Beaver
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash; your shadow; four more weeks of winter
Just Will returns to haring and since he couldn’t find a suitable groundhog for the occasion, he’s bringing along Von Tramp’s favorite rodent, Eager Beaver! 🦫 This thorny pair of woodchuckers are taking us deep into the Milton Town Forest, which I’m still not sure if it’s in Milton or Westford because online maps are dumb.
I’m too tired to write anything funnier right now especially after a successful Winter Cuntival weekend. You should just cum on out to trail and attempt to have a good time because, honestly, what the hell else are you going to do on the first Saturday of the shortest month?
… in searching for a photo for this trail, I discovered that Punxsutawney Phil lives in a hole called Gobbler’s Knob and I can’t stop laughing.